please pick only one post size.

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

shinykeldeo:

Is this how u catch a pokemon?

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

track name: Arena Ferox
artist: Super Smash Bros. for 3DS
play count: 5010

bossanovabyss:

nintendocompositions:

Super Smash Bros. for 3DS | Arena Ferox

This is actually “Id ~Purpose~” which is Robin’s final battle theme and that makes me so, so happy. ;_; (Like, I know the stage in SSB is Arena Ferox, but the music itself is “Id ~Purpose~” from the FE:A soundtrack.)

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

just go to fucking Sears

Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

imessageworld:

Perfect comeback